Sometimes I hate my brain

 

Sometimes I really hate my brain. Case in point: 

P.: [Posts a cute video about the smallest wildcat in the world]

Me: Awe, look at that! It's so cute, and insectivorous! I just lo......

My brain: Pocket pussy.

Me: What?

My brain: Pocket pussy.

Me: [Turning around, slamming hand down on desk] Who asked you! Jesus, shut up! 

My brain: [Shrugs silently]

Me: Seriously! No one wants to hear from you! 

My brain: [Smiles mischievously] 

Me: [Turns back around] God! 

My brain: [Echoes] Pocket pussy... pocket pussy... pocket pussy... pocket pussy...